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Festive? Questionable. Naughty? Absolutely.
Some people bring Christmas cheer. Others bring Naughty List Energy.
For those of us who prefer our holidays a little chaotic, our cocktails strong, and our names permanently engraved on Santa's naughty list.
Featuring distressed vintage typewriter lettering, tangled Christmas lights, a spilled cocktail, and a perfectly imperfect holiday bow, this retro-inspired sweatshirt brings just the right amount of festive dysfunction.
Whether you're surviving family gatherings, avoiding holiday small talk, or simply embracing your inner Christmas menace, this cozy crewneck has you covered.
Why You'll Love It:
* Gildan 18000 unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt
* Soft 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
* Classic, relaxed unisex fit
* Cozy fleece interior for chilly holiday weather
* Vintage-inspired distressed Christmas graphic
* Perfect for holiday parties, Christmas shopping, or unapologetically doing the bare minimum
Fit & Care:
* Unisex sizing — consult the size chart for your preferred fit.
* Machine wash cold, inside out.
* Tumble dry low or hang dry.
* Do not iron directly over the design.
Because nice is overrated, and Santa already knows.
Spite Nation — Serving festive attitude with absolutely no apologies.
spitenation.com
Naughty List Energy | Funny Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt
$34.53
Some people bring Christmas cheer. Others bring Naughty List Energy.
For those of us who prefer our holidays a little chaotic, our cocktails strong, and our names permanently engraved on Santa's naughty list.
Featuring distressed vintage typewriter lettering, tangled Christmas lights, a spilled cocktail, and a perfectly imperfect holiday bow, this retro-inspired sweatshirt brings just the right amount of festive dysfunction.
Whether you're surviving family gatherings, avoiding holiday small talk, or simply embracing your inner Christmas menace, this cozy crewneck has you covered.
Why You'll Love It:
* Gildan 18000 unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt
* Soft 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
* Classic, relaxed unisex fit
* Cozy fleece interior for chilly holiday weather
* Vintage-inspired distressed Christmas graphic
* Perfect for holiday parties, Christmas shopping, or unapologetically doing the bare minimum
Fit & Care:
* Unisex sizing — consult the size chart for your preferred fit.
* Machine wash cold, inside out.
* Tumble dry low or hang dry.
* Do not iron directly over the design.
Because nice is overrated, and Santa already knows.
Spite Nation — Serving festive attitude with absolutely no apologies.
spitenation.com
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |