Perimenopause: Because Puberty Wasn't Horrifying Enough | Funny Retro Women's T-Shirt
Sand / XS
$24.99
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Puberty was bad enough. Apparently, Mother Nature wanted a sequel.
Hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, and a rapidly disappearing tolerance for other people's nonsense. Welcome to perimenopause, where your hormones have decided to throw one last party, and nobody asked for an invitation.
Featuring a beautifully exasperated 1950s-inspired pin-up, distressed vintage typewriter lettering, and just the right amount of sarcasm, this Spite Nation tee is for women who've survived puberty and aren't particularly thrilled about round two.
Made from soft, lightweight, ring-spun cotton, this Gildan 64000 unisex tee delivers everyday comfort with a classic fit. Perfect for running errands, avoiding people, or contemplating which hormone is responsible for today's personality.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Perimenopause: Because Puberty Wasn't Horrifying Enough | Funny Retro Women's T-Shirt
$24.99
Hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, and a rapidly disappearing tolerance for other people's nonsense. Welcome to perimenopause, where your hormones have decided to throw one last party, and nobody asked for an invitation.
Featuring a beautifully exasperated 1950s-inspired pin-up, distressed vintage typewriter lettering, and just the right amount of sarcasm, this Spite Nation tee is for women who've survived puberty and aren't particularly thrilled about round two.
Made from soft, lightweight, ring-spun cotton, this Gildan 64000 unisex tee delivers everyday comfort with a classic fit. Perfect for running errands, avoiding people, or contemplating which hormone is responsible for today's personality.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |