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Dear Santa, at this point, we both know I'm a repeat offender. π
Some people are born to spread Christmas cheer. Others are born to test Santa's patience.
If you've spent most of your life hovering somewhere between the naughty list and a formal warning, this one's for you.
Our Santa's Problem Child graphic tee features distressed vintage typewriter lettering, a classic Santa hat, and subtle pops of festive red and green. It's the perfect combination of retro Christmas charm and unapologetic sarcasmβwithout looking like an entire Christmas decoration aisle exploded on your shirt.
Why You'll Love It:
* Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt
* Soft, lightweight feel that's comfortable for everyday wear
* 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors (fiber content varies by color)
* Classic fit with a crew neckline
* Vintage-inspired distressed graphic with festive holiday accents
* Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday shopping, or making your annual appearance on the naughty list
* Makes a hilarious Christmas gift for your favorite troublemaker
Fit & Care:
This unisex tee offers a comfortable, classic fit. Order your usual size for a relaxed everyday look or size up for a roomier fit.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the graphic.
A Little Holiday Disclaimer:
We're not saying Santa has a file on you. We're just saying it's probably thicker than you'd like.
Designed with sarcasm and seasonal spite by Spite Nation.
spitenation.com
Santa's Problem Child β Vintage Christmas Graphic Tee
$24.99
Some people are born to spread Christmas cheer. Others are born to test Santa's patience.
If you've spent most of your life hovering somewhere between the naughty list and a formal warning, this one's for you.
Our Santa's Problem Child graphic tee features distressed vintage typewriter lettering, a classic Santa hat, and subtle pops of festive red and green. It's the perfect combination of retro Christmas charm and unapologetic sarcasmβwithout looking like an entire Christmas decoration aisle exploded on your shirt.
Why You'll Love It:
* Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt
* Soft, lightweight feel that's comfortable for everyday wear
* 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors (fiber content varies by color)
* Classic fit with a crew neckline
* Vintage-inspired distressed graphic with festive holiday accents
* Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday shopping, or making your annual appearance on the naughty list
* Makes a hilarious Christmas gift for your favorite troublemaker
Fit & Care:
This unisex tee offers a comfortable, classic fit. Order your usual size for a relaxed everyday look or size up for a roomier fit.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the graphic.
A Little Holiday Disclaimer:
We're not saying Santa has a file on you. We're just saying it's probably thicker than you'd like.
Designed with sarcasm and seasonal spite by Spite Nation.
spitenation.com
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |