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Some people wake up inspired. You wake up requiring coffee and a reason not to be a menace. Same energy, different aesthetic.
This tee gets it.
Why it slaps:
Ring-spun cotton (100% soft spun cotton on solids) — lightweight, breathable, and broken-in feeling right out of the bag, which is ideal when you're pretending to be a functional adult
4.5 oz. fabric — sturdy enough to hold its shape, light enough for your hot takes and your actual body temperature
Classic unisex fit — proportioned for women without the "relaxed" lie we all know too well
Crew neck — effortlessly clean, no fuss, just vibes
Taped neck and shoulders — no weird stretching, just clean lines and quiet confidence
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. It can handle it. Probably tougher than your last situationship.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while aggressively doing nothing. We don't judge.
Disclaimers:
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Fueled By Caffeine and Spite| Graphic Tee
$29.99
This tee gets it.
Why it slaps:
Ring-spun cotton (100% soft spun cotton on solids) — lightweight, breathable, and broken-in feeling right out of the bag, which is ideal when you're pretending to be a functional adult
4.5 oz. fabric — sturdy enough to hold its shape, light enough for your hot takes and your actual body temperature
Classic unisex fit — proportioned for women without the "relaxed" lie we all know too well
Crew neck — effortlessly clean, no fuss, just vibes
Taped neck and shoulders — no weird stretching, just clean lines and quiet confidence
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. It can handle it. Probably tougher than your last situationship.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while aggressively doing nothing. We don't judge.
Disclaimers:
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |