Sometimes My Mouth Needs a Probation Officer | Funny Sarcastic Crewneck Sweatshirt

I have a filter. It's just rarely on duty.

Some thoughts should probably stay inside your head. Unfortunately, your mouth didn't get that memo.

For those of us who speak fluent sarcasm, have a questionable relationship with self-control, and occasionally hear ourselves say something that probably should've remained an inside thought.

Featuring a seriously unimpressed woman, a much-needed cup of coffee, and distressed vintage lettering, this cozy Spite Nation crewneck sweatshirt is for women whose mouths occasionally operate without adult supervision.

Because apparently, saying what everyone else is thinking is frowned upon.

Why You'll Love It

• Original Spite Nation vintage-inspired sarcastic graphic

• Bold, distressed lettering with a retro, worn-in aesthetic

• Hilariously relatable design featuring an unimpressed woman and her coffee

• Soft, cozy fleece interior for everyday comfort

• Classic unisex fit, perfect for lounging, running errands, or layering on cooler days

• Perfect for sarcastic women, outspoken personalities, and anyone with a malfunctioning verbal filter

• A funny gift for your brutally honest best friend, sister, coworker, or yourself

Fabric & Fit — Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Medium-weight fleece fabric

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd² (271 g/m²)

• Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Classic unisex regular fit

• Rib-knit crew neckline, cuffs, and waistband

• 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex

• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

• Quarter-turned to help reduce creasing down the center

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle

• Wash with similar colors using mild detergent

• Avoid fabric softeners

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Cool iron inside out if needed; never iron directly over the printed design

• Do not bleach or dry clean

Please note: Garment and print colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and lighting. The White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

Spite Nation — Wear your attitude.

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