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Dear Santa, I Can Explain.
Actually, on second thought… let's just agree to never speak of it again.
Some holiday memories are better left unexplained. Featuring distressed vintage lettering, tangled Christmas tinsel, spilled cocktails, and the unmistakable aftermath of a holiday party gone slightly off the rails, this graphic tee is made for anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a side of questionable decisions.
Whether you're headed to an ugly Christmas sweater party, surviving a family gathering, or recovering from a little too much holiday cheer, this shirt is your official festive confession.
Why You'll Love It:
* Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt
* Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
* Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
* Vintage-inspired distressed Christmas graphic
* Comfortable for everyday wear and holiday festivities
* A hilarious gift for your favorite Christmas troublemaker
Fit & Care:
* Unisex sizing — check the size chart for your preferred fit.
* Machine wash cold, inside out.
* Tumble dry low or hang dry.
* Do not iron directly over the design.
Because some Christmas stories don't belong in a letter to Santa.
Spite Nation — Sweet designs. Questionable intentions.
spitenation.com
Dear Santa, I Can Explain | Funny Christmas Graphic Tee
$24.99
Actually, on second thought… let's just agree to never speak of it again.
Some holiday memories are better left unexplained. Featuring distressed vintage lettering, tangled Christmas tinsel, spilled cocktails, and the unmistakable aftermath of a holiday party gone slightly off the rails, this graphic tee is made for anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a side of questionable decisions.
Whether you're headed to an ugly Christmas sweater party, surviving a family gathering, or recovering from a little too much holiday cheer, this shirt is your official festive confession.
Why You'll Love It:
* Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt
* Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
* Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
* Vintage-inspired distressed Christmas graphic
* Comfortable for everyday wear and holiday festivities
* A hilarious gift for your favorite Christmas troublemaker
Fit & Care:
* Unisex sizing — check the size chart for your preferred fit.
* Machine wash cold, inside out.
* Tumble dry low or hang dry.
* Do not iron directly over the design.
Because some Christmas stories don't belong in a letter to Santa.
Spite Nation — Sweet designs. Questionable intentions.
spitenation.com
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |