I bite. Sarcastic Vintage Typewriter Graphic Tee For The Selectively Social | Spite Nation
Black / XS
$25.59
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I'm not saying I'm unfriendly. I'm just saying you've been warned. For those who have a limited tolerance for nonsense, an unpredictable social battery, and absolutely no interest in pretending otherwise.
Featuring our signature distressed vintage typewriter lettering, this minimalist graphic tee delivers maximum attitude with minimum effort. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Some prefer a warning on their chest.
Perfect for:
People who require a warning label.
Introverts with a sarcastic streak.
Anyone who's been told to smile more.
Those who are friendly. Selectively.
The vibe: Cute enough to approach. Questionable enough to reconsider.
Welcome to Spite Nation. Excellent taste. Questionable patience.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
I bite. Sarcastic Vintage Typewriter Graphic Tee For The Selectively Social | Spite Nation
$25.59
Featuring our signature distressed vintage typewriter lettering, this minimalist graphic tee delivers maximum attitude with minimum effort. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Some prefer a warning on their chest.
Perfect for:
People who require a warning label.
Introverts with a sarcastic streak.
Anyone who's been told to smile more.
Those who are friendly. Selectively.
The vibe: Cute enough to approach. Questionable enough to reconsider.
Welcome to Spite Nation. Excellent taste. Questionable patience.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.